Oui ou non ?

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. — and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems
Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to.

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends?— no
Been arrested? — yes
Kissed someone you didn’t like? — yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — no
Held a snake? — no
Ran a red light? — no
Been suspended from school? — yes
Experienced love at first sight? — no
Totaled your car in an accident? — yes
Been fired from a job? — yes
Fired somebody? — yes
Sang karaoke? —yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — no
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — no
Kissed in the rain? — yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yes
Seen someone die? — yes
Played spin-the-bottle? — yes
Sang in the shower? — no
Smoked a cigar? — yes
Sat on a rooftop? — no
Taken pictures of yourself nekkid? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes
Broken a bone? — yes
Skipped school? — no
Eaten a bug? — yes
Sleepwalked? — yes
Walked a moonlit beach? —no
Rode a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — no
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes
Ridden on a helicopter? — yes
Shaved your head? — yes
Blacked out from drinking? — yes
Played a prank on someone? — no
Hit a home run? — yes
Felt like killing someone? — no
Cross-dressed? — no
Been falling-down drunk? — no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — no
Eaten snake? — yes
Marched/Protested? — no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on amusement ride? — yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — no
Been in a band? — yes
Knitted? — yes
Been on TV? — yes
Shot a gun? — no
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Gave someone stitches? — yes
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — yes
Ridden a surfboard? — yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? — yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — yes
Passed out when not drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — yes
Grabbed electric fence? — yes
Eaten alligator meat? — yes
Eaten cheesecake? — no
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes
Peed your pants in public? — yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — yes
Written graffiti? — yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? — yes
Think about the future? — no
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — no